Captain Dada

Outsourcing of IPL has resulted in African fever to a few people associated with it. The most recent victim seems to be Kolkata Knight Riders, Ke-Ke-Aar as they are called. They have decided that there would be a new captain for each game. <Link here> This has refreshed my childhood memories of street-cricket…where even my […]


Micheal Jackson has expressed desire to enter in his concerts in London, riding on an African elephant with panthers led on gold chains. Parrots and other birds will fly behind him, he will also perform role of ‘Masakkali’ on the Delhi-6 song… <Link here> I admit my-lord..I made up last line… but I was amazed […]

Squabble in the household…

I wonder what would have happened if there were no Celebrities in this Celestial System…what my dear journos would have done for living and breaking their bread…lemme take a guess…they would have been sleuths/detectives… A recent incident to prove their prowess happened in Pitt..err…Jolie..or .err.. Pitjolie [;)] household…Apparently Jolie slapped Pitt since he was massaging […]

BREAKING NEWS!!! Obama and Hillary are siblings

An earth-shattering, ground trembling, Humpty-dumpty tumbling news has just broken….Obama and Hillary are actually siblings..born to the same Afro-parents….and they have a sister…who is yet un-named… Well all this happened in Malaysia (Link here) with an innocent lion family…tch tch tch…poor cats.. I am wondering…if this happened in India, how offended the poor cubs might […]

Kill..don’t foot the bill

The Hon. Supreme Court has made a very intersting ruling ‘Killing another in self-defence is one’s right’. Well ‘fness’ emanates from the heading…and I celebrate it……. I’d been exercising this right since my kid-hood by killings mosquitoes, rats, cockroaches. With time I graduated to killing chicken and sea-fauna and goat and lamb and pork…well all […]

Great going Judge-saheb

Court in Sonept (my guess…its in Haryana) has directed the Cops to return the bribe with 9% interest… (Link here)Story has it that the man was threatened with 3rd degree torture, and to escape-he paid up 30k bucks to the Cops, but look at the silliness of cops, they still inflicted “3rd degree” on him… […]

Caught without Ticket

Of all other charges, Kasab the bugger has also been charged of being without ticket at CST… (Link here) I wonder…during the Kandhar hijack drama, did the politicos buy tickets for the buggers they carried along and handed over them to the talib-f***rs…If not, shouldn’t they be booked under flying without tickets or boarding passes […]

Words…and words are all I have……

Lassitude: My first reaction -> Lass’ AttitudeInglenook: 😉 he he he ….nothing dirty Onomatopoeia : Man….no idea in hell…. These are some of the 100 most beautiful words in English…. Check here for the rest>> I wonder what all words would feature in top-ten if they go by usage…wonder more if they come out with […]