Milking the issue

O Rediff! O Rediff! how you name your news, Always I wonder…the writer is fuse. You make Mithun’s dialogues embarrasingly red, Do you daily consume fungi laden bread???? Alright seems I too am not too good at writing, but this particular article forced me in taking this plunge… ‘Want a Mallika Shrawat Milkshake?’ umm…a…ahem…yeah why …

Taliban Marriage Bureau-Beast meets the Priest for a Feast…

Now-a-days Taliban in Pakistan is arranging love marriages <Link here>, this is in addition to their usual responsibility (read KRA) of having a blast or two a day…Wow…but to be eligible for it, the groom has to have a strong background. He should have needlessly killed atleast 20 people, should be expert in ramming bombs …

Harbhajan Singh, sold….

Harbhajan Singh has sold the rights to his name…<Link here> Going  ahead, the firm could merchandise the name “Harbhajan” in various fields and sectors. I question: Will Dhoni have to pay royalty every time he says “Well bowled Bhajji”? How about the dim-witted commentators…all their remuneration will be spent on just talking about him, 6 …

Pyjama Test

Not a skill test of how fast you can get into or out of your pyjamas, but playing Test cricket in pyjamas…that’s really something <Link here> and that too at night under floodlights…. ECB is considering arranging a test match between England and Bangladesh…no wonder its called Pyjama Test…its B’desh folks….so if the test gets …