The Travel Operators For Tigers (TOFT) has announced that they will present “Lifetime Achievement Award” to two tigers, Machali from Ranthambhore and Sundar aka B2 from Bandhavgarh. <Link here> This immediately throws some questions: Are there tigers left in Indian forests? Why in the world would you name a tigress as Machali…. What the Fish… …
Category Archives: Bollywood
Milking the issue
O Rediff! O Rediff! how you name your news, Always I wonder…the writer is fuse. You make Mithun’s dialogues embarrasingly red, Do you daily consume fungi laden bread???? Alright seems I too am not too good at writing, but this particular article forced me in taking this plunge… ‘Want a Mallika Shrawat Milkshake?’ umm…a…ahem…yeah why …
Taliban Marriage Bureau-Beast meets the Priest for a Feast…
Now-a-days Taliban in Pakistan is arranging love marriages <Link here>, this is in addition to their usual responsibility (read KRA) of having a blast or two a day…Wow…but to be eligible for it, the groom has to have a strong background. He should have needlessly killed atleast 20 people, should be expert in ramming bombs …
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Sunny Deol Bailed out
At last Sunny Deol has been granted bail after 12 years in a case. The news report says that he was charged for “allegedly entering a platform without permission and pulling a train’s emergency chain during shooting of a film” Emergency chain… I mean You pull the chain and then the emergency brakes kick in…. …
Michael-Masakkali
Micheal Jackson has expressed desire to enter in his concerts in London, riding on an African elephant with panthers led on gold chains. Parrots and other birds will fly behind him, he will also perform role of ‘Masakkali’ on the Delhi-6 song… <Link here> I admit my-lord..I made up last line… but I was amazed …
Squabble in the household…
I wonder what would have happened if there were no Celebrities in this Celestial System…what my dear journos would have done for living and breaking their bread…lemme take a guess…they would have been sleuths/detectives… A recent incident to prove their prowess happened in Pitt..err…Jolie..or .err.. Pitjolie [;)] household…Apparently Jolie slapped Pitt since he was massaging …
Filmfare & not-so-lovely
Yesterday the much coveted Filmfare awards were televised and the who’s who of Bollywood were present to revel with the fraternity,.However much they deny, but the effect of recession was evident. On every performance, Ms. Zinta would do WoW…whats new in that..right and how is it related to recession?? well on 3rd or 4th instance …