BREAKING NEWS!!! Obama and Hillary are siblings

An earth-shattering, ground trembling, Humpty-dumpty tumbling news has just broken….
Obama and Hillary are actually siblings..born to the same Afro-parents….and they have a sister…who is yet un-named…

Well all this happened in Malaysia (Link here) with an innocent lion family…tch tch tch…poor cats..

I am wondering…if this happened in India, how offended the poor cubs might feel if they are called Lalu/Amar/Mamta/Jaya…..

I see a certain Maneka taking up their case in the highest court of law…

well once again I wonder….