The Travel Operators For Tigers (TOFT) has announced that they will present “Lifetime Achievement Award” to two tigers, Machali from Ranthambhore and Sundar aka B2 from Bandhavgarh. <Link here> This immediately throws some questions: Are there tigers left in Indian forests? Why in the world would you name a tigress as Machali…. What the Fish… […]
Monthly Archives: April 2009
Milking the issue
O Rediff! O Rediff! how you name your news, Always I wonder…the writer is fuse. You make Mithun’s dialogues embarrasingly red, Do you daily consume fungi laden bread???? Alright seems I too am not too good at writing, but this particular article forced me in taking this plunge… ‘Want a Mallika Shrawat Milkshake?’ umm…a…ahem…yeah why […]
Taliban Marriage Bureau-Beast meets the Priest for a Feast…
Now-a-days Taliban in Pakistan is arranging love marriages <Link here>, this is in addition to their usual responsibility (read KRA) of having a blast or two a day…Wow…but to be eligible for it, the groom has to have a strong background. He should have needlessly killed atleast 20 people, should be expert in ramming bombs […]
Harbhajan Singh, sold….
Harbhajan Singh has sold the rights to his name…<Link here> Going ahead, the firm could merchandise the name “Harbhajan” in various fields and sectors. I question: Will Dhoni have to pay royalty every time he says “Well bowled Bhajji”? How about the dim-witted commentators…all their remuneration will be spent on just talking about him, 6 […]
Sunny Deol Bailed out
At last Sunny Deol has been granted bail after 12 years in a case. The news report says that he was charged for “allegedly entering a platform without permission and pulling a train’s emergency chain during shooting of a film” Emergency chain… I mean You pull the chain and then the emergency brakes kick in…. […]
3 gone…with the wind…
Playing sports is getting difficult day on day… Stinky F-ness rises from this report that paints the pain and sufferings of a footballer, who was meted out a ‘yellow card’ for farting on the field just at the time when a penalty shot was being taken….and the insane referee fined his team 97 pounds for […]
Name-Game:: Shame Shame!!!
I’ had earlier blogged about weird names here…well seems I am not the only one amused by the strangeness in the way people like themselves to be called, or rather not called A recent study says:<Link here> The number of people in Britain with surnames like Cockshott, Balls, Death and Shufflebottom has declined by up […]