Squabble in the household…

I wonder what would have happened if there were no Celebrities in this Celestial System…what my dear journos would have done for living and breaking their bread…lemme take a guess…they would have been sleuths/detectives…

A recent incident to prove their prowess happened in Pitt..err…Jolie..or .err.. Pitjolie [;)] household…
Apparently Jolie slapped Pitt since he was massaging the nanny of their children….and poor nanny lost her job <Link here>
Well nothing new in that…but what takes the cake is the ‘fness’ … all in details…

“She got right in Brad’s face, screaming at the top of her lungs, and told the nanny to get out of her house and never come back. The argument woke up the sleeping twins, who began to cry.”

I’ve some questions of mine:

• Did the nanny had any notice period?
• Did she serve it?
• What was her package/ C2C? Was she paid any severance allowance?

On a tangent…Saifeena are India’s answer to Brangelina, since they do not have twins yet,

• Will they have twins?
• Will the twins be sub-size zero?

they might not have a nanny (atleast for Kareena..I assume), so they might have a maid…

• Will Saif care to give massage to his maid?
• If Kareena catches Saif in the act, will she scream at the top of her lungs?
• Does Kareena have lungs?

My info says Size Zero have 1 lung, 1 kidney, zero brains and…umm…well…no heart??