Archive for April, 2009
Stayin Alive…..
by Akki on Apr.28, 2009, under Bollywood, Cricket, Linkz, Stumble
The Travel Operators For Tigers (TOFT) has announced that they will present “Lifetime Achievement Award” to two tigers, Machali from Ranthambhore and Sundar aka B2 from Bandhavgarh.
Milking the issue
by Akki on Apr.20, 2009, under Bollywood, f-news, Journalism & Media, Linkz
O Rediff! O Rediff! how you name your news,
Always I wonder…the writer is fuse.
You make Mithun’s dialogues embarrasingly red,
Do you daily consume fungi laden bread????
Alright seems I too am not too good at writing, but this particular article forced me in taking this plunge…
‘Want a Mallika Shrawat Milkshake?’ umm…a…ahem…yeah why not??.
Taliban Marriage Bureau-Beast meets the Priest for a Feast…
by Akki on Apr.20, 2009, under Bollywood, F-ness, Linkz, Police, Stumble, Terror
Now-a-days Taliban in Pakistan is arranging love marriages <Link here>, this is in addition to their usual responsibility (read KRA) of having a blast or two a day…Wow…but to be eligible for it, the groom has to have a strong background.
Harbhajan Singh, sold….
by Akki on Apr.15, 2009, under Cricket, Journalism & Media, Linkz
Harbhajan Singh has sold the rights to his name…<Link here>
Going ahead, the firm could merchandise the name “Harbhajan” in various fields and sectors.
I question:
Will Dhoni have to pay royalty every time he says “Well bowled Bhajji”?
How about the dim-witted commentators…all their remuneration will be spent on just talking about him, 6 times an over.
Will Patiala Peg change its name to Bhajji Peg?
My favorite News Channels would have their hairs turning Grey at this.
Sunny Deol Bailed out
by Akki on Apr.13, 2009, under Bollywood, F-ness, Linkz, Stumble
At last Sunny Deol has been granted bail after 12 years in a case. The news report says that he was charged for “allegedly entering a platform without permission and pulling a train’s emergency chain during shooting of a film”
Emergency chain…
3 gone…with the wind…
by Akki on Apr.09, 2009, under F-ness, Linkz
Playing sports is getting difficult day on day…
Stinky F-ness rises from this report that paints the pain and sufferings of a footballer, who was meted out a ‘yellow card’ for farting on the field just at the time when a penalty shot was being taken….and the insane referee fined his team 97 pounds for the act….the goalie was shown Red card after he declared the decision as “Worst he had seen in years” and one more poor chap who held his fart…and referee did not like the shocked-shitty l.
Name-Game:: Shame Shame!!!
by Akki on Apr.02, 2009, under Leisure, Linkz, Stumble
I’ had earlier blogged about weird names here…well seems I am not the only one amused by the strangeness in the way people like themselves to be called, or rather not called
A recent study says:<Link here>
The number of people in Britain with surnames like Cockshott, Balls, Death and Shufflebottom has declined by up to 75 per cent in the last century.
Number of people with the name Cock shrank to 785 last year from 3,211 in 1881, those called Balls fell to 1,299 from 2,904 and the nu.