Fed up of strays littering his compound, a senior citizen in his sixties took the drastic step of shooting two stray dogs with his air gun <Senior citizen shoots two stray dogs> Politicos beware: you never know when some one gets bored with your littering and starts bang..bang… Note: The guy got a case registered …
Author Archives: Rahul Bansal
Scissor Hazards…snip snip snip…
Man swallows nail scissors while using them as toothpick Kong Lin, 27, was cleaning his teeth with the four-inch scissors, when laughing at a joke caused him to accidentally swallow them. Ha ha ha ha ha..dude, get a life…. Air India steward loses job for refusing to trim moustache An Air India steward was relieved …
Stayin Alive…..
The Travel Operators For Tigers (TOFT) has announced that they will present “Lifetime Achievement Award” to two tigers, Machali from Ranthambhore and Sundar aka B2 from Bandhavgarh. <Link here> This immediately throws some questions: Are there tigers left in Indian forests? Why in the world would you name a tigress as Machali…. What the Fish… …
Milking the issue
O Rediff! O Rediff! how you name your news, Always I wonder…the writer is fuse. You make Mithun’s dialogues embarrasingly red, Do you daily consume fungi laden bread???? Alright seems I too am not too good at writing, but this particular article forced me in taking this plunge… ‘Want a Mallika Shrawat Milkshake?’ umm…a…ahem…yeah why …
Taliban Marriage Bureau-Beast meets the Priest for a Feast…
Now-a-days Taliban in Pakistan is arranging love marriages <Link here>, this is in addition to their usual responsibility (read KRA) of having a blast or two a day…Wow…but to be eligible for it, the groom has to have a strong background. He should have needlessly killed atleast 20 people, should be expert in ramming bombs …
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Harbhajan Singh, sold….
Harbhajan Singh has sold the rights to his name…<Link here> Going ahead, the firm could merchandise the name “Harbhajan” in various fields and sectors. I question: Will Dhoni have to pay royalty every time he says “Well bowled Bhajji”? How about the dim-witted commentators…all their remuneration will be spent on just talking about him, 6 …
Sunny Deol Bailed out
At last Sunny Deol has been granted bail after 12 years in a case. The news report says that he was charged for “allegedly entering a platform without permission and pulling a train’s emergency chain during shooting of a film” Emergency chain… I mean You pull the chain and then the emergency brakes kick in…. …
3 gone…with the wind…
Playing sports is getting difficult day on day… Stinky F-ness rises from this report that paints the pain and sufferings of a footballer, who was meted out a ‘yellow card’ for farting on the field just at the time when a penalty shot was being taken….and the insane referee fined his team 97 pounds for …
Name-Game:: Shame Shame!!!
I’ had earlier blogged about weird names here…well seems I am not the only one amused by the strangeness in the way people like themselves to be called, or rather not called A recent study says:<Link here> The number of people in Britain with surnames like Cockshott, Balls, Death and Shufflebottom has declined by up …
Pyjama Test
Not a skill test of how fast you can get into or out of your pyjamas, but playing Test cricket in pyjamas…that’s really something <Link here> and that too at night under floodlights…. ECB is considering arranging a test match between England and Bangladesh…no wonder its called Pyjama Test…its B’desh folks….so if the test gets …