WitCrumbs

Category: Police

  • Taliban Marriage Bureau-Beast meets the Priest for a Feast…

    Now-a-days Taliban in Pakistan is arranging love marriages <Link here>, this is in addition to their usual responsibility (read KRA) of having a blast or two a day…Wow…but to be eligible for it, the groom has to have a strong background. He should have needlessly killed atleast 20 people, should be expert in ramming bombs at every place around him in short…he should be one among the many F-ing talibs…ohh and well the bride should be any chic…no other criterion required….

    This is what in Management Parlance called “Forward Integration”, if no-one in this world is selling you oil, dig a bore yourself…and then sell it to the world.

    Well, technology is playing its part too….

    “The love marriage aspirants contact the bureau on a fixed telephone number. The Taliban collect their particulars and then contact their families to arrange these marriages”

    Amazing…All the marriage bureau across Pakistan (if there are any)…beware…you’ve got competition on home turf called Taliban Marriage Bureau (TMB)

    On a tangent, from what limited I’ve read and heard, the sheep and goat owners must be having pretty tough times….Afterall their only source of income and pleasure goes away from them, once a Talib lays his ‘love’ filled eyes on the pretty thing…. all courtsey TMB

  • Filmfare & not-so-lovely

    Yesterday the much coveted Filmfare awards were televised and the who’s who of Bollywood were present to revel with the fraternity,.
    However much they deny, but the effect of recession was evident. On every performance, Ms. Zinta would do WoW…whats new in that..right and how is it related to recession?? well on 3rd or 4th instance you’ll spot it. Its the same shot aired after every performance…well Ms Zinta wasn’t alone… ever-so-young Rekha, giggle-machine Ash and big-B.. all were caught in one-expression-shot…

    Of all, the young Lucky from OLLO put the best thank-you speeches of all time to shame with a piece of his…brilliant I say…

    Did we miss Amarsingh…seems he ws busy in giving away ‘awards’ of his own…after all the great indian tamasha is round the corner….

  • Update-Case Files: Adnan vs Sabah

    Latest update on the Great war: Adnan and wife Sabah are battling it out in court for custody of ‘Rock’….in case you don’t yet know…Rock is a Labrador..a dog….ek kutte ke liye itna jhagda…..he he he…I would say…Adnan-Sabah, u guys ‘Rock’…..

  • Caught without Ticket

    Of all other charges, Kasab the bugger has also been charged of being without ticket at CST… (Link here)

    I wonder…during the Kandhar hijack drama, did the politicos buy tickets for the buggers they carried along and handed over them to the talib-f***rs…
    If not, shouldn’t they be booked under flying without tickets or boarding passes or whatever….

  • Case Files: Adnan Vs Sabah

    Adnan Sami and his marital woes seems to be making all the headlines….
    I am wondering…are they playing a game or they are really so childish…whatever..it gives some resons to smile…

    Here’s the latest one:
    Adnan Sami’s wife lodged another non-cognisable offence complaint against him at Oshiwara police station on Sunday. This time, she alleged that the Pakistani singer had threatened to make duplicate keys of her room.
    “In her complaint, Sabah claimed that Sami asked for the keys from her room. When she refused, he threatened to make a duplicate one”

    Whats next in line….”Police registering case for couple sneezing at each other”

    I love Mumbai Police….

  • THE SPIRIT OF MUMBAI

    THE SPIRIT OF MUMBAI…its the phrase I strongly denounce, with all the respect to Mumbaikars, this statement has been abused to such an extent that suddenly it feels like there is no value to the sheer fact that people have lost lives, people have died and died a gruesome death for a spending an evening at a cafe, for dining at a hotel, for heading back home, FOR LIVING THEIR OWN LIFE.
    My question is, why does it always has to be like this, how can someone simply start going back to work, the very next day of any gruesome tragedy, why should people use the same local trains that were bombed just a day before, why should people walk the platform of a station that was covered with blood of innocent people…

    Some would say its part of life, we have to live with it…there is no other option….
    But I say, this is not a part of life…we DO NOT have to live like this…no one deserves to live like this….why should we live in a constant fear that any one might come and shoot me or my loved one…

    Why cant the city and people of India stand firm for once and demand stern action from all those who are accountable to run the city/state/nation….

    A SAFE INDIA, is it too much to ask for????