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Author Archives: Rahul Bansal
Captain Dada
Outsourcing of IPL has resulted in African fever to a few people associated with it. The most recent victim seems to be Kolkata Knight Riders, Ke-Ke-Aar as they are called. They have decided that there would be a new captain for each game. <Link here> This has refreshed my childhood memories of street-cricket…where even my …
Michael-Masakkali
Micheal Jackson has expressed desire to enter in his concerts in London, riding on an African elephant with panthers led on gold chains. Parrots and other birds will fly behind him, he will also perform role of ‘Masakkali’ on the Delhi-6 song… <Link here> I admit my-lord..I made up last line… but I was amazed …
Squabble in the household…
I wonder what would have happened if there were no Celebrities in this Celestial System…what my dear journos would have done for living and breaking their bread…lemme take a guess…they would have been sleuths/detectives… A recent incident to prove their prowess happened in Pitt..err…Jolie..or .err.. Pitjolie [;)] household…Apparently Jolie slapped Pitt since he was massaging …
Great going Judge-Sahab 2
The good news continues to come from Court of Sonepat, where the Hon Judge held a minor guilty of murder and sent him to work as peon in govt school (Link here). Earlier I’d blogged about another ruling here. Wish if we could apply similar sense while sentencing Majors well err…our politicos. I can’t wait …
BREAKING NEWS!!! Obama and Hillary are siblings
An earth-shattering, ground trembling, Humpty-dumpty tumbling news has just broken….Obama and Hillary are actually siblings..born to the same Afro-parents….and they have a sister…who is yet un-named… Well all this happened in Malaysia (Link here) with an innocent lion family…tch tch tch…poor cats.. I am wondering…if this happened in India, how offended the poor cubs might …
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Kill..don’t foot the bill
The Hon. Supreme Court has made a very intersting ruling ‘Killing another in self-defence is one’s right’. Well ‘fness’ emanates from the heading…and I celebrate it……. I’d been exercising this right since my kid-hood by killings mosquitoes, rats, cockroaches. With time I graduated to killing chicken and sea-fauna and goat and lamb and pork…well all …
1..2..3…Sold
Mr. … err Dr. Vijay Mallya seems to be in bidding mood..from IPL to Gandhi’s items…he’s buying it all. I wonder (as always) that the spectacles, a 1910 silver Zenith pocket watch, sandals, a golden bowl and thali could work wonders for Mallya in IPL season2!!! Dravid can use the specs to spot the ball …
Filmfare & not-so-lovely
Yesterday the much coveted Filmfare awards were televised and the who’s who of Bollywood were present to revel with the fraternity,.However much they deny, but the effect of recession was evident. On every performance, Ms. Zinta would do WoW…whats new in that..right and how is it related to recession?? well on 3rd or 4th instance …
Naam me kya kya rakha hai….
“I thought it was a joke because somebody was saying that why will anybody want to hurt a cricketer,” said the Sri Lankan pacer Vaas’ wife, Vasana. (Link here) No dirt/malice intended 😉 , but I luv the names of these Srilankan Cricketers (he..he..he)…and better still, name of their better halves… I am making a …