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Captain Dada
by Akki on Mar.25, 2009, under Cricket, Linkz
Outsourcing of IPL has resulted in African fever to a few people associated with it.
The most recent victim seems to be Kolkata Knight Riders, Ke-Ke-Aar as they are called.
They have decided that there would be a new captain for each game.
Michael-Masakkali
by Akki on Mar.25, 2009, under Bollywood, Leisure, Linkz
Micheal Jackson has expressed desire to enter in his concerts in London, riding on an African elephant with panthers led on gold chains. Parrots and other birds will fly behind him, he will also perform role of ‘Masakkali’ on the Delhi-6 song…
Squabble in the household…
by Akki on Mar.19, 2009, under Bollywood, F-ness, Journalism & Media, Leisure, Linkz
I wonder what would have happened if there were no Celebrities in this Celestial System…what my dear journos would have done for living and breaking their bread…lemme take a guess…they would have been sleuths/detectives…A recent incident to prove their prowess happened in Pitt..err…Jolie..or .err..
Great going Judge-Sahab 2
by Akki on Mar.13, 2009, under Linkz, Politics
The good news continues to come from Court of Sonepat, where the Hon Judge held a minor guilty of murder and sent him to work as peon in govt school (Link here).
BREAKING NEWS!!! Obama and Hillary are siblings
by Akki on Mar.12, 2009, under Linkz, Politics
An earth-shattering, ground trembling, Humpty-dumpty tumbling news has just broken….Obama and Hillary are actually siblings..born to the same Afro-parents….and they have a sister…who is yet un-named…Well all this happened in Malaysia (Link here) with an innocent lion family…tch tch tch…poor cats..I am wondering…if this happened in India, how offended the poor cubs might feel if they are called Lalu/Amar/Mamta/Jaya…..I see a certain Maneka taking up their case in the highest court.
Kill..don’t foot the bill
by Akki on Mar.12, 2009, under F-ness, Leisure, Linkz
The Hon. Supreme Court has made a very intersting ruling ‘Killing another in self-defence is one’s right’.Well ‘fness’ emanates from the heading…and I celebrate it…….I’d been exercising this right since my kid-hood by killings mosquitoes, rats, cockroaches.
Naam me kya kya rakha hai….
by Akki on Mar.04, 2009, under Cricket, Leisure, Linkz, Terror
“I thought it was a joke because somebody was saying that why will anybody want to hurt a cricketer,” said the Sri Lankan pacer Vaas’ wife, Vasana. (Link here)No dirt/malice intended 
, but I luv the names of these Srilankan Cricketers (he..he..he)…and better still, name of their better halves…
Great going Judge-saheb
by Akki on Feb.27, 2009, under Leisure, Linkz
Court in Sonept (my guess…its in Haryana) has directed the Cops to return the bribe with 9% interest… (Link here)Story has it that the man was threatened with 3rd degree torture, and to escape-he paid up 30k bucks to the Cops, but look at the silliness of cops, they still inflicted “3rd degree” on him…of the two accused cops Rao and Rai…rao is dead and rai has retired…so now there would be complications…Maje lete time to dono ne liye the..but ab ticket fata to ek ke naam pe….
Caught without Ticket
by Akki on Feb.25, 2009, under Leisure, Linkz, Police, Politics, Terror
Of all other charges, Kasab the bugger has also been charged of being without ticket at CST… (Link here)I wonder…during the Kandhar hijack drama, did the politicos buy tickets for the buggers they carried along and handed over them to the talib-f***rs…If not, shouldn’t they be booked under flying without tickets or boarding passes or whatever…..
Words…and words are all I have……
by Akki on Feb.16, 2009, under Leisure, Linkz
Lassitude: My first reaction -> Lass’ AttitudeInglenook: he he he ….nothing dirtyOnomatopoeia : Man….no idea in hell….These are some of the 100 most beautiful words in English….