Smoking chunks of Witty mind
Now-a-days Taliban in Pakistan is arranging love marriages <Link here>, this is in addition to their usual responsibility (read KRA) of having a blast or two a day…Wow…but to be eligible for it, the groom has to have a strong background. He should have needlessly killed atleast 20 people, should be expert in ramming bombs …
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At last Sunny Deol has been granted bail after 12 years in a case. The news report says that he was charged for “allegedly entering a platform without permission and pulling a train’s emergency chain during shooting of a film” Emergency chain… I mean You pull the chain and then the emergency brakes kick in…. …
Playing sports is getting difficult day on day… Stinky F-ness rises from this report that paints the pain and sufferings of a footballer, who was meted out a ‘yellow card’ for farting on the field just at the time when a penalty shot was being taken….and the insane referee fined his team 97 pounds for …
I wonder what would have happened if there were no Celebrities in this Celestial System…what my dear journos would have done for living and breaking their bread…lemme take a guess…they would have been sleuths/detectives… A recent incident to prove their prowess happened in Pitt..err…Jolie..or .err.. Pitjolie [;)] household…Apparently Jolie slapped Pitt since he was massaging …
The Hon. Supreme Court has made a very intersting ruling ‘Killing another in self-defence is one’s right’. Well ‘fness’ emanates from the heading…and I celebrate it……. I’d been exercising this right since my kid-hood by killings mosquitoes, rats, cockroaches. With time I graduated to killing chicken and sea-fauna and goat and lamb and pork…well all …
Latest update on the Great war: Adnan and wife Sabah are battling it out in court for custody of ‘Rock’….in case you don’t yet know…Rock is a Labrador..a dog….ek kutte ke liye itna jhagda…..he he he…I would say…Adnan-Sabah, u guys ‘Rock’…..
Adnan Sami and his marital woes seems to be making all the headlines….I am wondering…are they playing a game or they are really so childish…whatever..it gives some resons to smile… Here’s the latest one:Adnan Sami’s wife lodged another non-cognisable offence complaint against him at Oshiwara police station on Sunday. This time, she alleged that the …