Fed up of strays littering his compound, a senior citizen in his sixties took the drastic step of shooting two stray dogs with his air gun <Senior citizen shoots two stray dogs>

Politicos beware: you never know when some one gets bored with your littering and starts bang..bang…

Note: The guy got a case registered against him under Animal Act for shooting at stray canines….hmm animal act on human….I wonder, when a canine bites a man…which act should it be booked under???

bo.

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Man swallows nail scissors while using them as toothpick

Kong Lin, 27, was cleaning his teeth with the four-inch scissors, when laughing at a joke caused him to accidentally swallow them.

Ha ha ha ha ha..dude, get a life….

Air India steward loses job for refusing to trim moustache

An Air India steward was relieved from duties because he declined to trim his moustache even after receiving official warnings.

Steward with high growth, serving food with a smile….awwww..thats too s.

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The Travel Operators For Tigers (TOFT) has announced that they will present “Lifetime Achievement Award” to two tigers, Machali from Ranthambhore and Sundar aka B2 from Bandhavgarh.

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O Rediff! O Rediff! how you name your news,

Always I wonder…the writer is fuse.

You make Mithun’s dialogues embarrasingly red,

Do you daily consume fungi laden bread????

Alright seems I too am not too good at writing, but this particular article forced me in taking this plunge…

‘Want a Mallika Shrawat Milkshake?’ umm…a…ahem…yeah why not??.

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Now-a-days Taliban in Pakistan is arranging love marriages <Link here>, this is in addition to their usual responsibility (read KRA) of having a blast or two a day…Wow…but to be eligible for it, the groom has to have a strong background.

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Harbhajan Singh has sold the rights to his name…<Link here>

Going  ahead, the firm could merchandise the name “Harbhajan” in various fields and sectors.

I question:

Will Dhoni have to pay royalty every time he says “Well bowled Bhajji”?
How about the dim-witted commentators…all their remuneration will be spent on just talking about him, 6 times an over.
Will Patiala Peg change its name to Bhajji Peg?
My favorite News Channels would have their hairs turning Grey at this.

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At last Sunny Deol has been granted bail  after 12 years in a  case. The news report says that he was charged for “allegedly entering a platform without permission and pulling a train’s emergency chain during shooting of a film”

Emergency chain…

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Playing sports is getting difficult day on day…

Stinky F-ness rises from this report that paints the pain and sufferings of a footballer, who was meted out a ‘yellow card’ for farting on the field just at the time when a penalty shot was being taken….and the insane referee fined his team 97 pounds for the act….the goalie was shown Red card after he declared the decision as “Worst he had seen in years” and one more poor chap who held his fart…and referee did not like the shocked-shitty l.

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I’ had earlier blogged about weird names here…well seems I am not the only one amused by the strangeness in the way people like themselves to be called, or rather not called

A recent study says:<Link here>

The number of people in Britain with surnames like Cockshott, Balls, Death and Shufflebottom has declined by up to 75 per cent in the last century.
Number of people with the name Cock shrank to 785 last year from 3,211 in 1881, those called Balls fell to 1,299 from 2,904 and the nu.

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Not a skill test of how fast you can get into or out of your pyjamas, but playing Test cricket in pyjamas…that’s really something <Link here> and that too at night under floodlights….

ECB is considering arranging a test match between England and Bangladesh…no wonder its called Pyjama Test…its B’desh folks….so if the test gets over in 2-3 days, which is B’desh’ forte, would they call it a “Brief” test???

Ohh man…I would love to see this concept taken forward to women cricket…

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